Aww, thank you Anon! <3
so I have a headcanon that the first few weeks in gondolin, maegl didn’t sleep very well and was sometimes found passed out beside mom’s grave
I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings. A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.
HUMANSWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
This is amazing!
I will never get over the fact that Rajah was replaced with Simba it’s so cute
I love them all
These are all adorable, but I think Megara made me squeal. Then so did just about everything after her.
i’m not even mad
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!
IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??
IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????
YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD
HE MAD YALL!!!!!!
omg i love you marry me
Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
Tauriel apologists scare me. That post and its tags about “I’M GONNA KILL PJ AND X AND X AND X” wouldn’t bother me so much if I wasn’t sure that some of them were actually serious.
Why “apologists” though? I mean Tauriel didn’t really do much wrong tht people could try to explain away
1. Poor behavior toward her king.
2. Attempted murder of a hostage during an interrogation.
3. Endangerment of the life of her prince.
4. Ignoring duties to fraternize with prisoners.
5. Blatant disregard to the king’s orders.
Need I go on?
TMI Tuesday and I’m bored as shit and in a bad mood. Cheer me up.