arya-starkles:

stereolights:

banishedwords:

flailing-forever:

thisdorkyblogthing:

magnacarta13:

vhanploy:

riynashay:

choronekos:

you-only-liberate-once:

tahnohairbending:

joekage:

I read this part of 50 Shades of Grey

Also I have no idea what that random noise is

All I did was read the page

omg who the fuck wrote this

I’ve read fanfics better than this

ThiS iS THE pART i WAS TAlkiGN AboTU!!!!!!!

nOoOoOOoOOoOoOOO

i

what

que

this

nO

NO

holy shit that is the most unsexy thing ever oh my god

NO

I’ll take gay porn fic over this any day.

Pick a simile. Was it like a litany or like a prayer? This reads like amateur fanfic. I can’t believe this is a bestseller when there’s so much free porn on the internet.

OH JEEZ.

As shitty as this is, tumblr you have over exaggerated. People made it sounds even worse than this.

That being said- GO READ GOOD FANFIC PEOPLE! ON HTE INTERNET! FOR FREE!

i laughed so hard

did they just

have sex the day after she started her period

omg how was there not blood gushing everywhere christ that is gross

omg, i know right? ^

I’M CRYING AND SCREAMING. THERE IS NO CAN.

(Source: mamitomoeshasmoved)