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arya-starkles:

stereolights:

banishedwords:

flailing-forever:

thisdorkyblogthing:

magnacarta13:

vhanploy:

riynashay:

choronekos:

you-only-liberate-once:

tahnohairbending:

joekage:

I read this part of 50 Shades of Grey

Also I have no idea what that random noise is

All I did was read the page

omg who the fuck wrote this

I’ve read fanfics better than this

ThiS iS THE pART i WAS TAlkiGN AboTU!!!!!!!

nOoOoOOoOOoOoOOO

i

what

que

this

nO

NO

holy shit that is the most unsexy thing ever oh my god

NO

I’ll take gay porn fic over this any day.

Pick a simile. Was it like a litany or like a prayer? This reads like amateur fanfic. I can’t believe this is a bestseller when there’s so much free porn on the internet.

OH JEEZ.

As shitty as this is, tumblr you have over exaggerated. People made it sounds even worse than this.

That being said- GO READ GOOD FANFIC PEOPLE! ON HTE INTERNET! FOR FREE!

i laughed so hard

did they just

have sex the day after she started her period

omg how was there not blood gushing everywhere christ that is gross

omg, i know right? ^

I’M CRYING AND SCREAMING. THERE IS NO CAN.

(Source: mamitomoeshasmoved)

  1. banes-army reblogged this from mr-sexy-ass-silver
  2. sassygaydean reblogged this from the-darkest-nights
  3. klangstisgood reblogged this from you-get-nothing and added:
    oh god i didn’t even listen i just read the page. what the hell is this shit. anyone on tumblr could easily write...
  4. you-get-nothing reblogged this from geargie
  5. tomithejellyfish reblogged this from thelilnan and added:
    I just
  6. christoph-and-his-waltz reblogged this from amiry and added:
    WHY DOES THIS EXIST?
  7. brightideasir reblogged this from amiry
  8. amiry reblogged this from magnacarta13 and added:
    I just read the page and that was enough. What the fuck even is this shit? Like, how is this legitimately a best seller?...
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  11. ferrific reblogged this from mildlyamused and added:
    My mother apparently read all three books over one weekend. She then shamefully admitted this to me and told me I...
  12. thedarlingdixon reblogged this from salroka and added:
    Oh my god no
  13. salroka reblogged this from we-blaze-away and added:
    Am I the only person that notices that they’re in like three different positions at the same time?
  14. theyarethatwhichweknow reblogged this from magnacarta13 and added:
    Teenage girls write better porn than a best seller… and this man is now a human tampon
  15. godisnotonanyflatbread reblogged this from roxxie-kun and added:
    wHAT. C’mon people, why? No, this is just awful. God, I’ve read hotter stuff in one huge-ass cramped paragraph. I know...
  16. we-blaze-away reblogged this from manjolras and added:
    Jaded denizen of the internet that I am, all I could think was ‘The fuck are you doing chucking a tampon in the toilet?’...
  17. revelsinmalevolence reblogged this from mamitomoeshasmoved
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  19. psychedelicsnow reblogged this from kwhynot and added:
    #fifty shades of uncomfortable
  20. roxxie-kun reblogged this from thelilnan and added:
    I needed music after listening to this. The first thing that came out of my headphones was “THAT’S FUCKED...
  21. doctor-whatever reblogged this from thelilnan
  22. valloir reblogged this from plaidperception and added:
    CRYING. MADE MY MUM LISTEN TO IT. BOTH LAUGHING SO HARD IT HUUUURTS
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  26. tits-and-sand reblogged this from twerkinshield and added:
    oh for god’s sake you DON’T. PUT TAMPONS. IN THE TOILET. THEY CLOG.
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