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"Trust me, Miss Steele,” he groaned wantonly like an aching, lonely lady of the night, but manly as well because he is so manly and dominating and sultry. His voice was like liquid mercury and just as dangerous. It was titillating. “I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus."
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50 Shades
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
(via i-found-you-justine-time)
“I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus.”
1 year ago | 58
"He averts his eyes as I strip down to my sports bra and thermal full briefs with elastic waist and stomach control panel. They are nude and insulated like my passion for his touch."
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50 Shades
I’m sorry I keep quoting this! But this stuff is just too good!
(via i-found-you-justine-time)
1 year ago | 44
"Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?”
My mouth drops open. “Kinky fuckery?” I squeak.
“Kinky fuckery.”
“I can’t believe you said that.’
“Well, I did. Answer me,” he says calmly.
I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
“I like your kinky fuckery,” I whisper."
My mouth drops open. “Kinky fuckery?” I squeak.
“Kinky fuckery.”
“I can’t believe you said that.’
“Well, I did. Answer me,” he says calmly.
I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
“I like your kinky fuckery,” I whisper."
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50 Shades of W H Y (via asssbutt)
#i feel like Christmas came early #this is perfect #just HILARIOUS and trying SO HARD (via anorie)
1 year ago | 58013
crying because 50 shades of grey
I want to beat her over the head with this.
Also
#50 shades of shit
1 year ago | 6963
"I have never done this before.” I whimpered rabidly like a sad goat who is about to have sex"
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50 Shades
I’m literally crying this is so funny
(via evilboygenius)
Did this really get published? Really?
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(Source: i-found-you-justine-time, via lastallianceofelvesandmen)
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